you has to watching that the video is by your arm... self

kontes kecantikan miss universe 2010 telah lewat, pemenangnya sudah didapat. kehebohan yang tahun lalu pernah terdengar tentang wawancara puteri indonesia, kini terulang lagi. saya tidak ingin banyak berkomentar, saya hanya ingin berbagi link, siapa tau ada yang belum melihat video ini.

kemudian saya berusaha membuat semacam subtitle atau terjemahan video tersebut, dan berikut terjemahannya:

q: being a woman, what piece of advice would you give to a man?

a: i think dat.. when you downt, the woman can make you up,
ands i think dat.. woman can be said dat.. i have advice for you dat.. arm..
if you way up, you have to be nice, to people.. ex, are.. includee women.
so when you downt, women can be.. *clap* nice with you.

q: what is the best gift you have ever received?

a: the best gift somebody.. ever given to me is..
the oned box but.. er.. the.. character is, is nod a good or beautiful but..
its.. it.. it have a sounds, a beautiful sounds dats makes me.. love a music.
i love a music now, and arm..
now, im a singer, and im study at singer for just, arm, for clasical, and of
course for pop.
that is erm.. makes me know what i want to do,
dat makes me know what i love it *bulp urp*
dat makes me know.. what jobs or what kind a.. activity dat i love it
*clap and smile*

q:what is the worst date you

a: in.. one restaurant, and dat is..
the day is..
dat i know..
she a-he is a playboy
so a-he..
he have a..
tree b-girlfriend.. act-including me..
but before dat,
i know dat.. day have a more than one.. one hundred girlfriend. *giggles*
its very bad, but i know dat is.. but *bulp up*
the good is.. now he always care for me,
care not..
bee a best friend for me, and he always protect me.
dawned.. please qory, dawned like me..
dawned.. dawned.. dawned same like me.
yer.. you.. you are a nice gerr.. you are..
so, he never touch me like er..
you know, like a playboy, but arm..
he always.. he always.. arm..
make me comfortable in.. inside her, and arm..
yeah, its very bad.. bad.. *laugh* bad day.
but arm..
he inspiring me to be a tough woman

q: please make the following sound effects:
-lion
-car starting
-rocket launching
-sheep
-cow
-robot

a: ...

lalu saya bingung bagaimana menerjemahkan jawaban terakhir.. tapi yang bisa saya katakan dalam bahasa inggris,

you has to watching that the video is by your arm... self